Dumb Movies

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Wed, 12/31/2008 - 18:36
Haas
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I saw THE SPIRIT the other day.

Fuckin sucked.

6 out of 10

All six points of generosity were earned during a scene featuring Scarlett Johansson* and Samuel Jackson parading around as Nazis. They melt a kitten. Hilarious.

* = Denotes my willingness to eat Charleston Chews from her ass.

Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:35
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I'd put Gran Torino on this list. I saw it last week with some friends. And while it's entertaining, for the most part, it's a terrible script. The entire movie plays like a glorified after-school special, and pretty much every actor in it, besides Clint, is horrid.

Mon, 01/05/2009 - 22:18
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It's not newish, but Next was junk too... it was on Encore while I was working the other day. Total turd.

Mon, 01/05/2009 - 22:20
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hey haas, who's in the autographed photo in your pic? and what set of comic panels are those?

Haas saidI saw THE SPIRIT the other day.

Fuckin sucked.

6 out of 10

All six points of generosity were earned during a scene featuring Scarlett Johansson* and Samuel Jackson parading around as Nazis. They melt a kitten. Hilarious.

* = Denotes my willingness to eat Charleston Chews from her ass.

Tue, 01/06/2009 - 13:10
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The shit on my wall:

Fig. 1 - Autograph from lounge singer Richard Cheese

Fig. 2 - Film series flier. The Main Art Theater in Royal Oak, Michigan had Friday and Saturday midnight showings of these pictures during the summer of '08.

Fig. 3 - Reverse side

Tue, 07/21/2009 - 23:32
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Haas
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I just finished watching COMMANDO on AMC. Their commercials boast the slogan; STORY COUNTS. I sprayed a mouthful of V-8 across the room. Now my 360 looks like it's drenched in fucking blood.

Anyhow, COMMANDO plays again tomorrow evening at 6pm EST. I've also got my alarm set so I can catch the 10am showing of IRON EAGLE. I haven't really seen it since I was a kid - I hope it holds up.