Should we discuss how terrible The Happening is?

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's terrible!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm 48 mins in! Where's the toxin when I need it!?!? I'd kill myself right now!!!!!!!!!

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52 mins in....

not looking good....

Walhberg's talkin to a plant...

i'll report back in....

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01:17:03 mins in...

they're talking about their first date and the "mood ring"

i'm shaking all over....

not much time now...

tell my family I loved them...

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01:26:05....

static........

What is awesome is that the movie is only 86 minutes long. The only time a movie is that short is when they have to hack at the print with a razor blade. I'd love to see the original, even more terrible cut.

the lawnmower scene was cool... oh, and say hello to your mother for me.

i thought the lawnmower scene was a cool idea, but they didn't deliver on the gore. Considering the entire ad campaign was about how this was R-Rated, it was a royal let down. They might as well have just cut it differently and scored a PG-13.

true true. all that oppurtunity for copious amounts of gore... ribcages, skull fragments, guts... with a twist... NONE OF IT. lol.

Peter Jackson would not tolerate this lawnmower buffoonery. SIT DOWN.

Agreed, you want a good lawnmower scene, rent 'Dead Alive'. Or better yet... "Blades", which is a cheesy 1980s horror about a killer lawnmower at an expensive resort.

True, I do believe that once upon a time I saw Blades and was stoked (a young mind is strange). But for the best, Tina and Dennis, I have to agree Dead Alive is the finest lawnmower moment.