Find Kent A Girlfriend

It's funny. I almost bought one of those the other day.

honestly, i'd wait to buy a controller till they put out their new puke green controller. They're going to have a good D-pad for the first time ever.

Haha. Great pic, Kent.

I thought I read the one with the good d-pad wasn't going to be released over here.

But let's get this back on topic. Finding you a best-gal.

Not enough gold on that there thing to bag a broad.

Well, there's your problem. Not enough bling!

Bling is out of style in an economy like this. Kanye, who is leading fashion right now, has gotten rid of the chains and medallions.

I prefer skin bling with tattoos.

Well, you said you wanted to getcha girlfriend, not emulate a petulant rapper! Now is the perfect time to waft out your boy business pheromones in the form of money draw. Moths to the flame! If it's top shelf gametes you're after: books. I speak for all of us when I speak for myself.

You stole my last name.