2007

"What are you gonna do, just walk in and arrest the whole village!?"

Dennis — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:23:49 -0400

When I first heard about the idea of this site, and that I'd be a reviewer for it... I wet myself. This was sort of embarrassing, as I was receiving fellatio at the time. Why I'd answer a phonecall from Kirk, during a blowjob, is beyond me. But hey, when the batphone rings... I answer.

Nine Seconds of Glory: the Rod Kimble Story

Cody — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 23:45:20 -0400

There are so many films out there that you either love or hate. “The Deer Hunter”, “A Clockwork Orange”, “Freddy Got Fingered”, “Space Jam”; the list goes on.

"Hot Rod" definitely falls into that category.

Grim Pilgrimage

Brian James — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 00:34:52 -0400

On April 6th 2007, a cinematic experience was released (sheesh, unleashed!), making the term 'grindhouse' as close to a household name as Quintin Tarantino.

Some people got really excited about Woodstock. Some people get all giddy about the World Series, I Love Lucy marathons, or all-you-can-eat shrimp specials at participating Red Lobster restaurants.

For movie geeks with a penchant for horror and deranged sleaze cinema there is Grindhouse.

Use Your Needles On Me, Baby! Purr While You Do It!

Haas — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:22:39 -0400

Crisp, erotic, kinky.

A naughty doctor. A medical scenario fantasy.

I will not apologize for finding the no-nonsense style of Dr. Dakota Block to be sexy. If I did she may punish me.

How Sharp is Your Kukris?

Cody — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:49:01 -0500

Well goddamn.

If there was ever one thing that could be more beautiful than watching a horde of wobbly-legged zombies eat their way through a bus-load of third-graders, it would be watching a Ukrainian-born model in a highly impractical, yet aesthetically pleasing nomad-chic ensemble chop off their undead heads with a set of twin Nepalese blades.

Striped Socks & Hot Pockets

Cody — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:49:09 -0500

Of all movies to have a suit-up, “Juno” isn’t the first to come to mind. After catching the tail-end of an “Arrested Development” episode, I started doing this subconscious thing where I count-out how many films I know an actor has been in by twitching my fingers one at a time, starting with the left pinky. Three movies into Michael Cera I get to “Juno”. At that point the image I have filed in my head for his character is the shot where he’s standing on the porch of his house in his track gear, Hot Pocket in hand.