Shotgun

Locker rooms, bad centerfolds, and the United States Colonial Marines!

Dennis — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:58:51 -0400

I think it's only fitting that my first review here be for my all-time favorite movie of all-time. (notice it's so badass that I even squeezed the words 'all-time' into that sentence twice!). Yes, ALIENS. I guess I''m not that unique. It seems every party I go to I meet at least one person who agrees with me. Mind you, not that I walk around interrupting conversations to interject and ask people what their favorite movie is. No, I have a form I hand out at the beginning of the party like a ballot. It's much more thorough and people have a tendency to be more honest.

Proof that what should be obvious isn't always so

Kirk — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:08:03 -0400

We should all be honest here, the only reason anyone saw this movie was because of the title. I know that is the case for me. I didn't expect much when I saw it other than some gore and some bare breasts. In fact, I assumed they wouldn't even be able to succeed at a including a suit-up scene.

"What are you gonna do, just walk in and arrest the whole village!?"

Dennis — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:23:49 -0400

When I first heard about the idea of this site, and that I'd be a reviewer for it... I wet myself. This was sort of embarrassing, as I was receiving fellatio at the time. Why I'd answer a phonecall from Kirk, during a blowjob, is beyond me. But hey, when the batphone rings... I answer.

Ash Vs. The Evil Dead

Brian James — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:53:52 -0400

Let's take a look at a suit-up scene from the movie that inspired this reviewer to commit his life towards realizing a career as a writer/director.

The Prototype Suit-Up Scene

Kirk — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:46:05 -0500

This suit-up scene is so epic, I don't even know where to begin.

First off, I'd like to say that this is to me, the prototype suit-up scene. In fact, this is the suit-up scene that inspired me to create this site. As a kid, Commando was easily one of my favorite movies. This is Schwarzenegger at his best. Everything about his character, John Matrix, is what a growing boy wants to be.

Bodhi, this is your fucking wake-up call man. I am an F-B-I Agent!

Kirk — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 21:27:32 -0500

Point Break is an awesome movie. In fact, it is in my opinion, Keanu Reeves' best work. Reeves is given the opportunity to shine in his portrayal of Ex-College Football star turned FBI agent, Johnny Utah. Reeves is sometimes criticized for his wooden performances, thankfully his role as Utah not only benefits from it but also requires it. But it doesn't end there...

How Sharp is Your Kukris?

Cody — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:49:01 -0500

Well goddamn.

If there was ever one thing that could be more beautiful than watching a horde of wobbly-legged zombies eat their way through a bus-load of third-graders, it would be watching a Ukrainian-born model in a highly impractical, yet aesthetically pleasing nomad-chic ensemble chop off their undead heads with a set of twin Nepalese blades.