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Kill em' for me Marv. Kill 'em good.

Kirk — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 01:03:32 -0400

There are several things that make the suit-up scene in Sin City stand out from it's contemporaries.

First, it doesn't all happen at once. Some people might think that this qualifies it as multiple suit-up scenes but since Marv (Mickey Rourke) is preparing for one fight across this time-span I'm qualifying it as a single scene.

Second, a portion of it is a direct representation of panels from the original comic book. I've included the panels from the comic in this review for comparison.

"What are you gonna do, just walk in and arrest the whole village!?"

Dennis — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:23:49 -0400

When I first heard about the idea of this site, and that I'd be a reviewer for it... I wet myself. This was sort of embarrassing, as I was receiving fellatio at the time. Why I'd answer a phonecall from Kirk, during a blowjob, is beyond me. But hey, when the batphone rings... I answer.

War, huuuh! Good God, Ya'all!

Dennis — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:35:49 -0400

"I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" is director Keenen Ivory Wayan's nod to the great black exploitation films of the 70s. For this reason, he littered the film with stand-outs of the genre, including Jim Brown, John Vernon, and the recently deceased, Isaac Hayes.

The plot is your typical set-up. New guy comes to town, finds out things are being run by... (drum roll)... a villain named Mr. Big. Decides he's had enough and recruits some old buddies to go fuck some shit up.

Sexy, Cheesecake-Kung-Fu Suit-Up!!!

Brian James — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:20:58 -0400

The introduction sequence to sexy super-thief, Christie Allen, in the motion picture D.O.A (Dead or Alive) contains a stimulating, id spinning, suit up. I have been audience to numerous styles and genres of films spanning from the early 1880's (when cinema hypothetically began) to the present date (9/28/08) and this one taps into the very core element of what makes a suit up scene.

The scene begins in the ultra posh, Hong Kong hotel suite of the English accented cat burglar...as she showers...

The Prototype Suit-Up Scene

Kirk — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:46:05 -0500

This suit-up scene is so epic, I don't even know where to begin.

First off, I'd like to say that this is to me, the prototype suit-up scene. In fact, this is the suit-up scene that inspired me to create this site. As a kid, Commando was easily one of my favorite movies. This is Schwarzenegger at his best. Everything about his character, John Matrix, is what a growing boy wants to be.

The Ho Train Caboose

Brian James — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:05:35 -0400

Georgia Sykes (Keys) and her partner Sharice (Henson) are preparing for the biggest gig they have ever booked in their budding assassin careers: to smoke Aces.

From the aptly titled film, Smokin Aces, a voyeuristic suit-up scene moved from three stars to four the more I considered it's theme and character development.

The scene opens with Georgia slapping a clip into a handgun -- an inviting suit-up scene from the start. She is in a hotel room at the Nomad, several floors below where Buddy 'Aces' Israel is hiding out in his swank penthouse suite.

Suiting up to blow your brains out

Dennis — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:47:49 -0400

Rob Reiner's 'A Few Good Men' is one of those films I've seen probably over thirty times. Not because it's a personal favorite. But because it seems to always be playing on TV. That's not such a bad thing. It's a good film with some intense court room scenes. It's also got Tom in full "Cruise Control". (you'll hear more about this in future reviews). But, lo and behold, it also has a suit-up scene.

Bodhi, this is your fucking wake-up call man. I am an F-B-I Agent!

Kirk — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 21:27:32 -0500

Point Break is an awesome movie. In fact, it is in my opinion, Keanu Reeves' best work. Reeves is given the opportunity to shine in his portrayal of Ex-College Football star turned FBI agent, Johnny Utah. Reeves is sometimes criticized for his wooden performances, thankfully his role as Utah not only benefits from it but also requires it. But it doesn't end there...

Suiting-Up is Easier When You Have a Vagina in Your Chest

Ben — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 18:23:38 -0400

Think quickly. You’re just told that the torture porn that you enjoy watching (no, not Saw) gives you hallucinations. You’re informed, by the same person, that you’re being used in a plot to get rid of the scum that watch said torture porn. Coincidentally enough you own this television station. In order to take the trash out to the curb your television station will show the torture porn which gives people hallucinations to make them weak, thus making North America stronger in order to compete with the rest of the world.

Bring Me The Head Of Gwyneth Paltrow

Haas — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:13:35 -0500

It's been kind of a crummy week for Detectives Somerset and Mills.

There was this creep out there, been picking people off. Deadly sin style. Already he's killed five people, with only wrath and envy still at large.

Plus, he took pot shots at the detectives in the hallway of his building. When Mills gave chase, this mook got the drop on him and swatted him upside his head. Real classy.

To top it all off, it's been raining cats and fuckin' dogs all week.

How Sharp is Your Kukris?

Cody — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:49:01 -0500

Well goddamn.

If there was ever one thing that could be more beautiful than watching a horde of wobbly-legged zombies eat their way through a bus-load of third-graders, it would be watching a Ukrainian-born model in a highly impractical, yet aesthetically pleasing nomad-chic ensemble chop off their undead heads with a set of twin Nepalese blades.

Just like New York, huh?

zac.cannon — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:50:31 -0500

Snake’s back.

John Carpenter’s Escape from New York is one of the greatest movies ever made, hands down. You’ve got post-apocalyptic destruction, intense action sequences, and a bad ass in an eye patch that goes by the name of Snake (and sometimes Plissken, if you can catch him on a good day).

In 1996, when I first saw the trailer for the sequel to this sci-fi/action classic in which our eye patch rocking anti-hero was back, this time to escape from Los Angeles of all places, without hesitation, I pissed my pants.

Then the movie came out and...it was OK.

The Fully CG Suit-up

Cody — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:04:53 -0500

Angela Miller is having a really rotten day. First things first, she and her Special Response Teammate get hand-picked by this mysterious leather-clad guy in finger-gloves and an emo 'do to have a go at an airport full of flesh-n-brain hungry undead on a search-n-pluck for some fat slob senator trapped inside. Then she watches as her S.R.T. pal has his neck ripped open and bled dry, only to get his dead-gangsta swerve on a scene or two later as just another walking corpse.