Recent Reviews by Dennis

TitleMovie TitleRating
Batman & Robin PosterThe temporary death of the suit-up scene.Batman & Robin
3
The Poor Man's Road WarriorSteel Dawn
1
How do you deal with a terminal psychotic? Call in someone who is mad.Mad Max
5
Why glorify the weapon creation and then shortchange the suit-up?Phantasm II
2
The Adventures of O-Girl: The Return of the Black Minx PosterLatex, Boobies, High Heels, Ohh My!The Adventures of O-Girl: The Return of the Black Minx
4
Ever want to see how to dress for a Renaissance Fair?The Two Towers
4
"In 19 minutes this area's gonna be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska."Aliens: Director's Cut
5
Ferrets, Falcons, Tigers and Tanya Robert's Tits!The Beastmaster
2
"God would have mercy. John Rambo won't."Rambo III
3
The Ultimate 1980s Pre-Party Ritual Suit-UpSome Kind Of Wonderful
5
Good Cruise Control = Good Suit ControlThe Last Samuari
3
Suiting up to blow your brains outA Few Good Men
3
Hot Asian In Police Woman UniformRaped By An Angel 2: The Uniform Fan
3
Suiting up to The Bee GeesSaturday Night Fever
4
What!? No leather high heeled boots!?The Notorious Bettie Page
2
"Where is the horse and the rider..."The Two Towers
5
Ammunition, Grenades and a Pocket Protector!?Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise
3
Who knew a bow & arrow could be so destructive?Rambo: First Blood Part II
2
"It's Not War, It's Just An Excercise In Teamwork And Tactics"Spaced
5
Even Nazgul's gots to suitThe Return Of The King
4
War, huuuh! Good God, Ya'all!I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
5
"What are you gonna do, just walk in and arrest the whole village!?"Hot Fuzz
5
Locker rooms, bad centerfolds, and the United States Colonial Marines!Aliens
3